Douche-O-Meter

I swear- the way the people talk on FOX news these days. If you don't want kids to die because they are uninsured, then suddenly you are a gay, communist, elitist with no core values.
i know everyone has probably seen this, but it makes me feel good to watch it every six months or so.


*random thought*
self checkout machines are sooo fantastic.
i mean you never have to worry about buying embarrassing stuff again.
like i'm sure its awkward buying a pack of douches. (is there such thing as plural douches? to be honest i still dont know what those things actually are) I thought that was just a word made up to describe Jay Leno.

LIST OF DOUCHE BAGS-feel free to add to this list:

1. Bill Oreilly
2. Dane Cook
3. Katherine Heigl
   
4. Sean Hanity
   
5. Denzel Washington
6. Terrence Howard
7. Eminem
8. Walmart
9. Ben Affleck
   
10. Vin Deisel
11. Mark Wahlberg
12. Mel Gibson
13. Ellen Page
    
14. I would say Brody Jenner, but i cannot lie i like his spirit, same with Bret Michaels
15. Dakota Fanning
    

Least Douchey People

1. Jon Stewart
2. Tom Hanks
3. Jason Segel
4. Leslie Mann
5. Paul Rudd
6. Drew Barrymore isnt a douche.
7. Rachel Weisz
8. Hugh Laurie
9. Zooey Deschanel
10. Jason Bateman
11. Kermit the frog.

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